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| One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?The patients get better and l... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I cant sing, I cant dance, I cant tell jokes, I cant a... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready.... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one fo... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.He went there, lay on... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.Dont answer!... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor, I think Im a bridge. Whats come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
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