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| Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in th... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| In a psychiatrists waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"The se... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I cant make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psy... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "Youre fine, how am I? "... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"... more
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