| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "Im not aware of y... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.Tell me the truth now, whats your REAL problem?... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I sugges... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.Dont answer!... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?"You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand!... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "Its gotten so that every ti... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?None, hes still clinging to the old lightbulb.... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| In a psychiatrists waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"The se... more
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