| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. To threaten suicide if you dont change it for him/... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have ob... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass t... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the sh... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.What do you mean by that?... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said t... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patients room. He found Patient #1 sitting... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out... more
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