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| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts.... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Oops.I cant believe I broke the last one. I guess yo... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to know?... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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