| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready.... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If theyre OK, then its... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.What do you mean by that?... more
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