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Category:Mental health jokes
Date Added:00/11/2008
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Joke:How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?"You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand! I could be electrocuted! I could fall off the ladder and be paralyzed for life! You dont love me anymore!"
 
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