| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Whats the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "Its gotten so that every ti... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| "Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally an... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!No problem. Hop up on the couch.... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If theyre OK, then its... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm... more
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