| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters,"... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one fo... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say were very busy. Dont keep saying Its a madhouse."... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Patient: Im really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothi... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.What do you mean by that?... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to know?... more
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