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| A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the sh... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts.... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a spoon.Sit there and dont stir.... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomor... more
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