| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist: Well, whats your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.Psychiatrist: Theres nothing wrong... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I sugges... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters,"... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| "Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally an... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed. "Doc, youve got to help me. I cant go on like this.""Whats... more
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