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| Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.Tell me the truth now, whats your REAL problem?... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor, I think Im a bridge. Whats come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I cant concentrate, one minute Im ok, and the next minute, Im blank!And how long have you had this compl... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. To threaten suicide if you dont change it for him/... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| When they arrived at the therapists office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What see... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed. "Doc, youve got to help me. I cant go on like this.""Whats... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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