| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Ive only got 59 seconds to live.Wait a minute please.... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a ps... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psy... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A man who thinks hes George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomor... more
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