| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "Im not aware of y... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he wil... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to know?... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserv... more
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