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| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more
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| How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one fo... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?"How many do you think it takes?"... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?None, hes still clinging to the old lightbulb.... more
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| Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple... more
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| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I cant sing, I cant dance, I cant tell jokes, I cant a... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready.... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psy... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, Ive only got 59 seconds to live.Wait a minute please.... more
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