| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: Youve got multiple personalities.... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserv... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in th... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?Because when its time to go back to childhood, a man is a... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psy... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist: Well, whats your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.Psychiatrist: Theres nothing wrong... more
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