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| A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed. "Doc, youve got to help me. I cant go on like this.""Whats... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a spoon.Sit there and dont stir.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?Because when its time to go back to childhood, a man is a... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.He went there, lay on... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor ! Doctor ! I think Im going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that ha... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psy... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready.... more
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