| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one fo... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two ba... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A man walked into a therapists office looking very depressed. "Doc, youve got to help me. I cant go on like this.""Whats... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| When they arrived at the therapists office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What see... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I cant concentrate, one minute Im ok, and the next minute, Im blank!And how long have you had this compl... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple... more
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