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| How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?"You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand!... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Whats the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has sto... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "Youre fine, how am I? "... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| "Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally an... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "Im not aware of y... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he wil... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two ba... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?None, hes still clinging to the old lightbulb.... more
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