| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| "Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally an... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said t... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.What do you mean by that?... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!No problem. Hop up on the couch.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm... more
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