| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass t... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?"How many do you think it takes?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.What do you mean by that?... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Oops.I cant believe I broke the last one. I guess yo... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to know?... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserv... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready.... more
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