| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist: Well, whats your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.Psychiatrist: Theres nothing wrong... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Oops.I cant believe I broke the last one. I guess yo... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor, I think Im a bridge. Whats come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!No problem. Hop up on the couch.... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?The patients get better and l... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass t... more
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