| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?"You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand!... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Im really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothi... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a ps... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?None, hes still clinging to the old lightbulb.... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. To threaten suicide if you dont change it for him/... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserv... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I cant concentrate, one minute Im ok, and the next minute, Im blank!And how long have you had this compl... more
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