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| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"... more
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| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First Im a teepee; then Im a wigwa... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in th... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have ob... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I sugges... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.What do you mean by that?... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| In a psychiatrists waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"The se... more
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