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| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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