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| Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""W... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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