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| Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this on... more
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| 2. | Category: Bath jokes |
| How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? You cant get the shower curtain closed.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bath jokes |
| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !Ed: You were? What did you do ?Ned: I took a bath !... more
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| 5. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time Id drunk the bath t... more
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| 6. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in... more
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| 7. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
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| 9. | Category: Bath jokes |
| When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The bathtub.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bath jokes |
| May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think hes one of the drawbacks !... more
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