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| Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: I think Ive got a bug in my computer.Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?Customer: Yes.Repairma... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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