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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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