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| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| A junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days o... more
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| Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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