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| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo... more
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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got... more
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