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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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