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| In the USA, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.
In Germany, everything that is not permitted by law... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days o... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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