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| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer g... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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