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Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:17/81/2008
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Views:45
 
Joke:A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the disk in, asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and closing the door to his room.
 
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