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| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor... more
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