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| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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