| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big... more
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