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| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Ive been on my computer all night!Dont you think youd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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