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| Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches... more
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !... more
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| What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.... more
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| What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!... more
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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more
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| What is as big as King Kong but doesnt weigh anything? King Kongs shadow.... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... more
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| What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"... more
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| Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm... more
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