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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more
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| Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.... more
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| How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.... more
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| How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench.... more
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| After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he... more
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| 7. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !... more
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| 8. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... more
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| Why didnt King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didnt like Chinese food.... more
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