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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... more
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more
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| If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong.... more
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| Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm... more
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| How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... more
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| What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"... more
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| What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just dont monkey with him.... more
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| Why didnt King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didnt like Chinese food.... more
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| Whats big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.... more
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| What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.... more
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