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| What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!... more
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| Whats big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.... more
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| How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench.... more
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| What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.... more
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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more
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| What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."... more
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| What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.... more
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more
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