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| Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more
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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.... more
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| Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... more
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| How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... more
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| What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.... more
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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.... more
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