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| Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.... more
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| What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!... more
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| Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm... more
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| What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just dont monkey with him.... more
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| Why didnt King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didnt like Chinese food.... more
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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.... more
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| Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more
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| How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... more
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| If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because hes a beef-eater.... more
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !... more
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