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| A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how... more
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| 2. | Category: Judge jokes |
| When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from... more
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| 3. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death?A: Yes, by death.Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?... more
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| 4. | Category: Judge jokes |
| People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.... more
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| 5. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th... more
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| 6. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I dont want to be away from my job that l... more
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| 7. | Category: Judge jokes |
| The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!""Why?" asked the Judge."Because... more
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| 8. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more
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| 9. | Category: Judge jokes |
| A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He complained to St. Peter,... more
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| 10. | Category: Judge jokes |
| How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him.... more
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