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| Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?... more
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| A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more
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| 3. | Category: Judge jokes |
| A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how... more
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| Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th... more
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| 5. | Category: Judge jokes |
| What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!... more
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| Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I dont want to be away from my job that l... more
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| The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand wh... more
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| Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.Justice: A decision in your favor.... more
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| When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.... more
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| 10. | Category: Judge jokes |
| People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.... more
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