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| Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more
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| Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead people.... more
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| A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how... more
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| Judge: Are you married?A. No, Im divorced.Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?A. A lot of things... more
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| Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more
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| Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?A: YesJudge: What school did you attend in th... more
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| Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Judge:: "And where... more
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| Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death?A: Yes, by death.Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?... more
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| A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more
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| What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!... more
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