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| | Category: | Judge jokes | | Date Added: | 22/81/2008 | | Views: | 13 | | | | Joke: | A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded. "Not guilty," the woman answered emphatically.The prosecution council then approached the woman and said: "Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed an act of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf - who was waving a union jack - on the roof of a car, whilst travelling at over 100mph through the center of London, in a blizzard?"The woman composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said: "What was the date again?" | | | |
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