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Category:Journalist jokes
Date Added:05/72/2008
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Joke:How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?"We just report the facts, we dont change them." Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
 
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