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| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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